Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here.

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themaninthegreenshirt:

"The day is my enemy, the night my friend, For I’m always so alone till the day draws to an end; But when the sun goes down and the moon comes through, To the monotone of the evening’s drone I’m all alone with you." Cole Porter [Intro to All Through The Night]
Do yourself a favour and go and play Ella Fitzgerald Sings the Cole Porter Songbook - Ella Fitzgerald had the ability to personalize some of the most recognizable material from the foremost songwriters in American popular music history. In this instance, the combination of Cole Porter’s words and Fitzgerald’s interpretation of them created one of the most sought after sessions in vocal history - embraced by jazz and pop fans alike, transcending boundaries often associated with those genres.

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg


veggiesandtea:

taught yoga this mornin and got paid with 10 bananas, 2 mangos, 4 kiwis, big tub of herbs and lettuce, & half a watermelon!! I’m diggin this so much


officialwillowpape:

tumblr sounds so sad when it stuffs up omgimage

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damn bitch ur forgiven